Check out this character from Mega Con!!!

[chaserfan]

this guy stayed in character everytime I saw him. never got off from crawling around in that position, even up and down the stairs

[bonedust]

oh boy....

[Drau]

i predict he'll die a virgin

[chaserfan]

he was pretty creapy. if you talked to him he just snarled and made weired noises at you

[Biomechanoid]

How unsanitary.

[chaserfan]

yeah with all the people there walking around and this dude kept his hands all over the ground! Hope he washed them real good!

[bonedust]

ive seen how con-kids can trash a place. fire wouldnt clean that filth off.

[Biomechanoid]

Exactly. No shirt, no shoes, no sanity...and in the second pic he bears the expression and poise of one who is pinching a loaf right on the carpet.

[bonedust]

ya, that is undoubtedly a crapping face.

[Galactus the Planet Eater]

He'll be a big hit when he's down to being hired for birthday parties for 5-year olds.